callmeoutis:

(sips tea) princess jellyfish deserved a second season

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

partymanyeah:

loudmouthed:

partymanyeah:

loudmouthed:

i am craving Taco Bell.. i gotta stay strong i cut fast food out of my diet 5 days ago

you can doing it. just give the french frying to a me

i almost said something rude but i went to your blog and english isn’t your first language and this is actually pretty good for someone who never formally learned english im proud of you

thanks you friend. it my third language. i try harder for french frying

theweekmagazine:

Nasa: The moon’s underground caves could house astronauts
These so-called “lunar pits” could potentially provide quite the shelter

theweekmagazine:

Nasa: The moon’s underground caves could house astronauts

These so-called “lunar pits” could potentially provide quite the shelter

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liamdryden:

jellygod:

Pokémon -Neil Cicierega - Mouth Silence

listen to this

thank you based Neil

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs)

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs)

asofteravenger:

Nothing matters. THANKS, Obama

asofteravenger:

Nothing matters. THANKS, Obama

asofteravenger:

you can’t always get what you want, thank christ.

asofteravenger:

you can’t always get what you want, thank christ.

asofteravenger:

the hero’s journey.

asofteravenger:

the hero’s journey.

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked)