werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

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asofteravenger:

Nothing matters. THANKS, Obama

asofteravenger:

Nothing matters. THANKS, Obama

asofteravenger:

you can’t always get what you want, thank christ.

asofteravenger:

you can’t always get what you want, thank christ.

asofteravenger:

the hero’s journey.

asofteravenger:

the hero’s journey.

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

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sassianamaslany:

A young 18th century girl finds blood on her underwear and tries to find out how it got there.

A period drama

sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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apolloadama:

i hate whenever you suggest a poc actor for a mcu role and all these comic book assholes crawl out of the woodwork and raise a finger going “eeehhh excuse me but doctor strange / janet van dyne / etc etc etc was white in the comics, soooooo” like thank u im so glad u have pointed out that comics written 50 years ago by racist white people didnt have any diversity in them i mean gosh thats really relevant to a movie casting decision in 2014

Anonymous said: i ship you with fartgallery

fartgallery:

imtheonewhokickedpj:

fartgallery:

damn he is cool & awesome. can u find out if he likes me?

I just asked him and he says he’s not interested. sorry :/

sigh… why are the good ones always me