the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
seblaine: what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out And...
fartgallery: silhouetteofapocketedindividual: fartgallery: I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff animation. thats the thing you described. i need some time to think my thoughts
lameborghini: starllex: lameborghini: actual-savior-jesus-christ: lameborghini: im mentally a cute gay boy but physically a boring teen white girl s what does this mean It stands for saved. It means you’ve been saved. You did it. saved by jesus at last
caitlynsfeels: theanti90smovement: i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal basically the young adult section of any bookstore
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless...– Dylan Moran (via pakizah)
Do you ever talk to people irl and you have these normal conversations but the whole time you’re just thinking “you have NO idea about the weird shit I do on the internet”
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
cucumberbatchin: Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.
dylanquents: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
sylviaplth: the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve...– We’ll miss you, Dunder-Mifflin. Thanks for 9 seasons of The Office. (via hulu)