March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT! GET THE BORAX
February 2012
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
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mr-radical:
the-infantata:
I’m gonna steal the Declaration Of Independence
beneca-crane:
tumblino:
kwadi:
incises:
OH MY FUSCVKJH CRYING
omfg
WHY DID I WATCH THIS IN A PUBLIC PLACE
LASKJFDS
YES. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
teddy-vincent:
it makes me irrationally angry when they change book covers when the movie comes out
Oh good, it’s not just me.
Obviously I'm the best sister in the world.
vivalawhitegirrl:
Just bought Taylor, my sister, and I tickets to see The Maine.
She’s just an excuse so I could see them and not feel stupid. Guilty pleasure and I could give a fuck.
If it makes you happy, you should never be ashamed. Unless it’s Justin Bieber.
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
lolsofunny:
lolsofunny.com
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So I’m reading this article for my class and it’s making so much sense that it almost makes me want to cry. I mean, this is our society.
“Ads have long promised us a better relationship via a product: buy this and you will be loved. But more recently they have gone beyond that proposition to promise us a relationship with the product itself: buy this and it will love you. The...
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quiver-shiver-deliver:
pureblood-:
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
DEAR JESUS
YES!
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Oh, well, you were feeling so upset and depressed…. so I got you surgery...
– Anime
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I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
wtfsofunny:
wtf this blog is so funny:))
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