July 2012
how many calories does crying over things on the internet burn?
June 2012
When someone starts talking about college
whatshouldwecallme:
tltty:
k1mkardashian:
tltty:
how do penises even fit in pants
you have to tuck it in your butthole
thank you
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just got this call
Me: Hello?
Person: Babe I need to fuck you, like right now. Come over.
Me: Uhhh. Who is this?
Person: Wow. Nice to know you save your boyfriend's number...
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.. You must have the wrong number...
Person: Oh shit, well, this is awkward.
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: Do you still want to fuck?
tazzmarazz:
i have decided not to give a fuck
#it was a conscious decision #i thought about it #and not giving a fuck seems like a very nice thing
Can I just reply to everything with Nigel...
memyselfandtelevision:
