how many calories does crying over things on the internet burn?
When someone starts talking about college
tltty: k1mkardashian: tltty: how do penises even fit in pants you have to tuck it in your butthole thank you
just got this call
Person: Babe I need to fuck you, like right now. Come over.
Me: Uhhh. Who is this?
Person: Wow. Nice to know you save your boyfriend's number...
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.. You must have the wrong number...
Person: Oh shit, well, this is awkward.
Person: Do you still want to fuck?
tazzmarazz: i have decided not to give a fuck #it was a conscious decision #i thought about it #and not giving a fuck seems like a very nice thing
Can I just reply to everything with Nigel...