What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
controversial-tabloid-story: vammyrose: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: ok so HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT #and they wonder why we’re all so slutty now LMFAOOOO some of these are not even innuendos. They are just blatantly sexual.
gallianoisdrunk: why do you people even follow me i’ll pay for your therapy
: Alright Let's Get This Straight. →
petrichorandrose: rennertastic: nekoconsulting: Since everyone is still debating over this picture, I’m going to give you the real, true answer of who’s butt this is. You see this butt? It’s a nice lovely butt, right? Okay, and there’s a lot of spectacle over WHO’S butt…
Even if their face is a 7, their body is a 20.– Breaux Greer, an American javelin thrower in this article on the sex/partying in Olympic Village (via wasarahbi)
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
the-vashta-nerada: lastofthetimeladies: you know when a celebrity your parents like dies and they get kind of quiet and sad and are all like “ohhh that person died? back in the day he was my favorite actor” or something? that’s going to happen to you someday. all of your favorite actors are going to die. JESS WHAT THE FUCK
obviously-it-was-nargles: why unfollow people for joining new fandoms when you can just join it with them BECUASE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUCKED INTO ONE DIRECTION
noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we...– Andre Dubus (via cavum)
albarndamon: i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
kanyewesticle: dracomafloy: louisdelgay: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this #i dont know i think emma’s was worse fashion Did they match on purpose?
polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs
lokistoner: Do you ever see a really shitty show on TV and wonder if it has a fandom? #because if there’s one thing tumblr taught me it’s that EVERYTHING has a fandom
Came online after waking up at 7:30 this morning
Silly me, tumbly-poos don’t want up for another 6+ hours
thebuttfairy: i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
John Green's tumblr: On Having Figured Out the... →
fishingboatproceeds: “Why, for example, do the great writers use anticipation instead of surprise? Because surprise is merely an instrument of the unusual, whereas anticipation of a consequence enlarges our understanding of what is happening. Look at a point of land over which the sun is certain to rise, Coleridge…
tazzmarazz: i wish i was really pretty so i could be a bitch all the time and people would still want to be around me
put-away-your-harpoon: reaill: yeffyaboyuice: manwaifu: >:I ERMAHGERD TERDS!!!
darth-kedavra: cheskasmagicshire: ...
The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.– G.K. Chesterson (via larmoyante)
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch