(Source: xingstyx, via aznbrogprease)
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isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
(Source: ekoenig2, via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen)
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science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
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I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via miss-engineered)
Marianna Paige: rock bottom does not exist -
When the psychic read my palm she predicted
that tomorrow would come and be better.
I paid her a twenty for the first half of the prediction.
And I know that some of you would rather fall asleep
in hospital beds than in the ones in which you’ve laid
your heads for so…
i love being naked but i hate how i look naked
(via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen)
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If this gets 1,000 notes, I will arrange and record a flash mob of “They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard” in the middle of the National Zoo
idk if you’re kidding but
if this is indeed your will THEN GONDOR WILL SEE IT DONE
I am so not kidding. I’ve always wanted to do a flashmob, but I’d want to know that at least a few hundred people would want to watch the video, first.
(via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen)
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dang fall out boy really let themselves go
(via wasarahbi)
