don’t worry. he’s a professional.
he’s fucking adorable is what he is
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I’m going to keep reblogging this.
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How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
WHY DOES NO ONE APPEAR TO REMEMBER THIS WAS HER HUSBAND’S PORN
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N…o…..
No…
NO
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hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
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Sherlock Pilot vs Study in Pink
Dinner?
Dinner?
.-.diD THEY JUST SHOOT THE PILOT THEN EVERYONE WATCHED IT AND THEYRE LIKE ‘ITS….. SO GAY’
AND THEN THEY SHOT IT AGAIN JUST WITH THE INSTRUCTION ‘LESS GAY’
Basically, yeah.
All the gay
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ur sherlock/hannibal aus are invalidated by the fact that sherlock is so incredibly rude hannibal would eat him
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this book was written thirteen years ago
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One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
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